Dog Dialogue Lover Gifts

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"Actually he's not begging."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."