Dog Dialogue Lover Prints

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Play dead.'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"Actually he's not begging."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."