Dog Discussion Gifts

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

The Stock Market

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I threaten her masculinity."

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'I saw the world in shades of gray once. Boy, did THAT dull my edge!'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

Night of the Living Well-Read

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'