Dog Discussion Prints

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

The Stock Market

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

"I threaten her masculinity."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'I saw the world in shades of gray once. Boy, did THAT dull my edge!'

Night of the Living Well-Read

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'