
"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"
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"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
"Now that's a win."
Changing Minds
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Netanyahu versus Gantz
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
Like Minded
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"
And now, for a rebuttal.
"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"
Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt
The last word.
Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions
If You Can't Beat Them
Global warming debate.
'My opponent hates cats.'
Move Right
Approved Debate Questions
Debate Club Note
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