Dog Breed Debater Gifts

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

A dog reads a newspaper

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"It seems your polls have slumped ever since that issue with the washing up."

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

The cats of war

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

Demilitarizing the Schools

New US laws for ferocious dogs.

"Like I said... he's a boxer."

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'