Doggie Debater Gifts

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

A dog reads a newspaper

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.