Doggie Debaters Gifts

A dog reads a newspaper

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

'My opponent hates cats.'

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

Debate Club Note

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

The partisan cafe