Dog Park Debater Gifts

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"He's into binge fetching."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"I'd rather go to the vet."

"I... hate... this... place."

Man and his dog playing fetch

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"My human majored in 'business' management."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"Since we live in the city, he likes to get on Google Earth and visit dog parks."

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"We're just trying to maintain the user experience."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

Woman and Demon

Police Detective Bureau. W2 F. You'll work in pairs to track down this fugitive. You two head to the tax office and see what you can learn about him. 3D E. I think he's a movie buff. See if he was at the theater for today's screening. K9 F. Go investigate a reported shooting at the dog park. V8 E. We hear he likes cars. You two check out the auto show. I think this work. It really gets my motor running.

'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

The Adventures of Balloon Dog

"I think the dog wants to go out."

"So, I threw the frisbee a little hard."

"I... hate... this... place."

"The charge is sexual misconduct in the dog run."