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'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

A dog reads a newspaper

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

"It seems your polls have slumped ever since that issue with the washing up."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

The cats of war

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

New US laws for ferocious dogs.

"Like I said... he's a boxer."

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'