Dog Walking Debaters T-Shirts

'Stop complaining. I walked him last time.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Too Much Coffee Man

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Autumn Dog

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Walking the Dog.

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

Dogs Leave Romantic Imprint in the Sand.

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'