Dog Hierarchy Debater Gifts

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

The cats of war

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

"Oh, come on, Dobbin's not such a bad name."

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for a Kennedy or a Clinton?'

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

'Stop complaining. I walked him last time.'

"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"

Obedience School

The Grand Bargain.

"Pedigree is cool. I'm more of an Iams man myself."