When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'
Pet Dispute Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift for your pet-advocate friend who loves to debate? Our collection features witty and fun products that capture their spirited nature and deep love for animals. From playful mugs to quirky t-shirts, these items celebrate their passion for pet disputes and lively debates. Surprise them with a thoughtful gift that aligns with their vibrant personality and love for furry friends, making every conversation even more special.
People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .
"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"
'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'
"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."
'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'
"Woo-hoo!"
'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'
"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."
A dog reads a newspaper
I was allowed to chew this. But not that
'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'
Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"
'I find them ineffective myself.'
'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'
The Global War Against Global Warming
"These are the care instructions. And if things don't work out, there's a recipe on the back."
"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"
'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'
Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.
Do Not Bring Frivolous Lawsuits Against Cats!!!
"Are we sure he's the alpha?"
Seeing Eye to Eye Dog
"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!
'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'
The cats of war
Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!
Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.
'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'
'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'
A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'
"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."
Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.
Obedience School
'Stop complaining. I walked him last time.'
Pet Dispute Debater Gifts Collection
Pet Dispute Debater Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring pet dispute humor and debate-inspired designs, perfect for passionate pet lovers.
Pet Dispute Debater Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate pet lovers and debaters alike, adding a humorous touch to any home.
Pet Dispute Debater Prints
Browse our prints that capture the fun and passion of pet disputes, ideal for decorating a pet lover’s space.
Pet Dispute Debater T-Shirts
Check out our collection of debate-themed t-shirts for pet lovers, showcasing their spirited personality in style.