Pet Dispute Debater Prints

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Woo-hoo!"

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

A dog reads a newspaper

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

'I find them ineffective myself.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don't work out, there's a recipe on the back."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

Do Not Bring Frivolous Lawsuits Against Cats!!!

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

The cats of war

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

Obedience School

'Stop complaining. I walked him last time.'

"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"