Pet Dispute Debater Pillows

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Woo-hoo!"

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

A dog reads a newspaper

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

'I find them ineffective myself.'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

The Global War Against Global Warming

"These are the care instructions. And if things don't work out, there's a recipe on the back."

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

Do Not Bring Frivolous Lawsuits Against Cats!!!

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

The cats of war

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

Obedience School

'Stop complaining. I walked him last time.'