Pet Preference Debater Pillows

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"These are the care instructions. And if things don't work out, there's a recipe on the back."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

The cats of war

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

'Stop complaining. I walked him last time.'

'Well, what I'm saying is just what you're saying only with different sound bites'!'

"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"

Obedience School

"On scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being 'can't live without him', how close were you to the cat?"