Doggy Discipline Debater Pillows

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You keep impeccable time."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Don't even think about it."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Verbal Orders

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"No, I said 'sit'."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

"Worms."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

Discipline at Doggy School

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

Give a dog a bad name.....

'Yes, but the ideological notion that striking a child isn't justified under any circumstances contradicts thousands of years of parenting experience.'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"Bad dog!"

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.