Dog Debaters Pillows

"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.