Dog Debater Pillows

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

A dog reads a newspaper