Dog Vs Cat Debater Gifts

The cats of war

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"

Obedience School