Cat Vs Dog Gifts

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'How much did you save this year?'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Good book?'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"She's a weiner cat."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'In space no one can hear you miaow.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

His worst nightmares had come true.

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

Lucy was not just a wicked witch...she was like totally wicked!!

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"I'm so glad I have a job where I can contribute nothing to society from home."

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

The cats of war