Cats And Dogs Gifts

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"This does not make us friends."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Good book?'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'He's a mixed breed.'

His worst nightmares had come true.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

'Merry Christmas!'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"I don't get it! Why do Young Master have to go to school for years? I learnt everything I needed to know from my mum in a few months. . ."

Foreign language tape.

Dog scared by cat.

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

Meowing Dog Sent to the Naughty Corner.

'Yup. Run up the flag, boys, we're under new leadership.'

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

'You two take advantage of him.'