Cat And Dog Enthusiasts Gifts

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Foster failure

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Oh, crap.'