Cat And Dog Enthusiast Gifts

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Pick me!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

The Mouse Princess