Dog And Cat Enthusiast Gifts

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'We shoulda used Congleton.'

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Pick me!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Foster failure"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."