Dog And Cat Enthusiast Gifts

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

Copycats

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Cat box"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Quick, start the car!"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."