Dog And Cat Dynamics Gifts

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

His worst nightmares had come true.

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

The cats of war

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

Foreign language tape.

'Can you teach me how to do that?'

"Meow?"

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

Purr Pressure

"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

"You treat me like a dog."

Old dogs resented the senior cats ability to 'turn their hand to new things'.