Cat And Dog Dynamic Duo Enthusiasts Gifts

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'They get along, but they don't want to admit it.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Dog on Cat.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Ginger was born to dance.

His worst nightmares had come true.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"Meow?"

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

Meowing Dog Sent to the Naughty Corner.

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

Wonderland Dating Service. Some of the clients are very picky and others aren't. Georgie Porgie wants a girl who will kiss on the first date. Pinocchio needs an honest relationship ... and Bo Peep is only interested in guys without pet allergies. The mermaid will go out with anybody - if she has a bad date, it doesn't bother her! She says there are plenty of fish in the sea! And Humpty Dumpty likes whoever we set him up with. Yeah, he'll fall for anybody!

'Your problem is that you fear change.'

'You two take advantage of him.'