Cat-and-dog Delight Gifts

Dog on Cat.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Strikeout Dog

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

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'They get along, but they don't want to admit it.'

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

"Are you gonna' tell him?"

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

Courtship Gift.

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

Meowing Dog Sent to the Naughty Corner.

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

Wonderland Dating Service. Some of the clients are very picky and others aren't. Georgie Porgie wants a girl who will kiss on the first date. Pinocchio needs an honest relationship ... and Bo Peep is only interested in guys without pet allergies. The mermaid will go out with anybody - if she has a bad date, it doesn't bother her! She says there are plenty of fish in the sea! And Humpty Dumpty likes whoever we set him up with. Yeah, he'll fall for anybody!

'Your problem is that you fear change.'

'You two take advantage of him.'

"Can you please keep in harmony?"