Cat And Dog Antics Fan Gifts

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Stubborn Horse

Pet Entertainers

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Cat scratches dog's car.

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"