Cat And Dog Antics Fan Pillows

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Pet Entertainers

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Namastayyy

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Cat scratches dog's car.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Dog Realtor

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

A dog banging a snare drum.

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"