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"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Stubborn Horse

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

Pet Entertainers

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Dog phrenology

Separation

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games