Chatty Animal Lover Gifts

'He's supposed to be an animal rights supporter but he'll talk the hind legs off a donkey!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Cattery and kennels

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'

'I demand a second opinion!'

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

"Can I order off the menu?"

'I have a banker I would like stuffing.'

'It's a great job, but I'm warning you, the younger kids can be a bit rough...'

Gwynnie Pig.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'A nice Merlot would go good with this.'

A chatting flight attendant wears out another with hundreds of dog photos.

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'

'Charlie, is it my imagination or are you getting taller?'