Canine Chat Enthusiast Gifts

"He sniffs my bottom, but is that LOVE?"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Woman on the phone.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

Chat Show, "Bonsoir. Comment Allez-Vous?"

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Airport Literature

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"