Talking Animal Lover Mugs

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Another slander suit!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"I did it!"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"What do you think of the new feed?"

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'I demand a second opinion!'