Bird Buff Gifts

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

Jeff had a horrible feeling the dog needed his worming tablets again.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Songbird.

It would be the last time that the Oak Bay birdwatching club would venture out into the woods without a prior phone call.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'He choked on a piece of popcorn...you're in big trouble, mister!'

'So, maybe I know him, maybe we did some business. What's he accused of?'

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

'It's him again.'

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Bird Watcher's Club of America

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Mum, Dad, I've topped the class: Not bad for a bird brain!'

'. . . while the weight of the armour . . .'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Perhaps we gave him too much testosterone.'

- c'mon, you fat morsel...a few more inches! -

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

"Damn it! If it's not the squirrels getting into the bird feeder, it's old man Walters!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Bumble Bee

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."