Blackbird Buff Gifts

Blackbirds.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Be creative...!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Get on with it!

Songbird.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I'm in disguise."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Hazards of mouse painting

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

Vacant possession.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Man and bird

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"