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Blackbirds.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Be creative...!"

Bumble Bee

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Get on with it!

Songbird.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"I'm in disguise."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Hazards of mouse painting

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

Man and bird

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Vacant possession.

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"