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'Blackbird helper' meal being picked up by a King in supermarket.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Musician

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Two birds refuel.

'It's my feature wall.'

Pandemic Orphans

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Blackbirds.