Pink Bird Fan T-Shirts

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

bird interprets modern art

Wolf Karaoke

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'