Pink Bird Fan Gifts

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

bird interprets modern art

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Boarway Show