Painterly Parrot Fan Gifts

bird interprets modern art

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

The Zombie Awakes...

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Kobe Bryant

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Service."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Pirates

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."