Parrot Enthusiast Gifts

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

Parroting

"Polly want this, Polly want that. What about what Polly need?"

Pet Shops

'I demand a second opinion!'

'I hate to complain, but papering my cage with computer printouts just isn't the same as good old newspapers.'

'I know I sound like a silly little child - You taught me how to speak.'

'Well, I'm not great virtuoso, but I do like to tickle the ivories every now and then.'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

"I feel sick as an English Coach."

"He's the Store detective - it's company policy to recruit within the firm!"

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'Maybe we should switch to low carb crackers?!' - Fat parrot wants a cracker.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

The reluctant parrot

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Don't repeat the question! Answer it!'

'Why does she always repeat everything?'

"I want more than a cracker! I want a family and security . . . okay, and a cracker!"

"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

"You came up in therapy today."

Hercule Parrot

"What have you other than your bag of parrots?"

"Maybe we shouldn't line her cage with newspaper."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

At Bubbe's Condo

At Bubbe's Condo

"He's an emotional support animal."

"The parrot you sold me will only through his lawyer!"

"We need to talk..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.