Parrot Admirers Gifts

Clever birdie

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pirates

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."