Parrot Appreciator Gifts

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Okay, let's try again, 'I second it.', 'I second it.', 'I...'

'And this is our state bird, Frank.'

Tattoos - "Can you do a leery yob across my back?"

"If it's vegan, gluten-free and low-carb, then yes, Polly wants a cracker."

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A little bird told me...

Stubborn Horse

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Laboratory Retriever

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Buddhist photo albums,

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Service."

Pirates

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'