Primate Appreciator Gifts

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'Monkey with banana.'

Flinging Poo.

"Entertaining that lot all day and what's in it for us - peanuts!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'Kong, we don't normally make loans this big.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"You've changed."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Too much monkey business...

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Laboratory Retriever

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Say cheese!

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Rabbits picknick

Swinging through the jungle.

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Things we need to acknowledge