Primate Appreciators Gifts

'No wonder they're not good tree climbers: Their shoes stop them from using their feet...'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Laboratory Retriever

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Rabbits picknick

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."