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"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'Monkey with banana.'

Flinging Poo.

"Entertaining that lot all day and what's in it for us - peanuts!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'Kong, we don't normally make loans this big.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"You've changed."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Too much monkey business...

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Laboratory Retriever

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Say cheese!

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Rabbits picknick

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.