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"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Laboratory Retriever

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Say cheese!

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

David Attenborough

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Musical Dog

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Picnic invasion strategy session

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"It's not straw - it's rattan."