Parrot Appreciator T-Shirts

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'Okay, let's try again, 'I second it.', 'I second it.', 'I...'

'And this is our state bird, Frank.'

Tattoos - "Can you do a leery yob across my back?"

"If it's vegan, gluten-free and low-carb, then yes, Polly wants a cracker."

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Stubborn Horse

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Laboratory Retriever

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Buddhist photo albums,

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."