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'Can you direct me to the Birdman's cell?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

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A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pirates

"Service."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Repeat after me..."

'I'm huggable!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."